Flo TV on my Cell Phone Kept Me from Going to Jail!
I went to our local small town fried chicken franchise store the other night and ordered a bucket of the stuff because I crave it once every year or two. It took an hour for them to get my order up. This is a small town, after all, but it doesn’t take an hour to fry a chicken. I thought about jumping the counter and thumping on the punk at the cash register, but I was able to calm down, sit at a table and watch Flo TV on my cell phone. What a difference! I was eventually able to pick up my order and go home, instead of going to jail.